Portmanteau Commentary: High Heels suitable Map

There should be a map of London and other big cities which outlines the best streets for walking in high heels.
This should include pitfalls such as "tree roots in the middle of the walk", "roadworks", "cattlegrids", "uneven stone surface", and "muddy passages".
The useful positive landmarks should be "Taxi stands", "Bench", "Bus stand", "Cafe and restaurants with big seating areas" and of course "Good shoe shops" and "Shoe repair".