Portmanteau List: ShoePorn - Miu Miu patent like caramel pudding

This is developing into a proper series - usually published during the dubious hours beyond midnight, when the credit cards are sleeping before a push of a salary, only to be viewed by females and she-males who can confirm their age to be over 18 or that they have the permission of an adult.

Jimmy Choo Quiet patent-leather pumps - £395 netaporter.com

Miu Miu Patent Platform Pumps - £336 mytheresa.com

Rupert Sanderson Winona Pumps - £353 mytheresa.com
United Nude Lo Res - £160 unitednude.com
Louboutin Bianca 140 Suede Pumps - £ 419 mytheresa.com